I Care About Things (And Don’t Care About Things)

bitch on twitter

Here is a list of things (ALL the things), in order by which I much I care about them and perceive their importance:

  1. Animals
  2. Science*
  3. Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter (don’t make me choose)
  4. Food
  5. Something like 0.0285714286e-8% of people

    Skipping ahead to the end:

number seven-billionish: The rest of the people, except for one
number seven-billion and one: Religion
number seven-billion and two: That one bitch on twitter

* This includes the world melting. The world is MELTING, people!


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