Here is a list of things (ALL the things), in order by which I much I care about them and perceive their importance:
- Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter (don’t make me choose)
- Something like 0.0285714286e-8% of people
Skipping ahead to the end:
number seven-billionish: The rest of the people, except for one
number seven-billion and one: Religion
number seven-billion and two: That one bitch on twitter
* This includes the world melting. The world is MELTING, people!